# 368: TENE Crisis Lounge: HOOM Suborders, Nazi Forest Fights, and more! (Teaser)

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Podcast: [The Empire Never Ended](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-empire-never-ended-1611209)
Published: 2026-03-25T17:25:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 772

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As world toiletification intensifies, the TENE crew checks in on some of the dumbest people alive, some of whom are beating the crap out of each other in a forest. Also, Boris is further entangled in the ever-expanding web of HOOM connections. --- Subscribe to https://patreon.org/tenepod https://bsky.app/profile/tenepod.bsky.social https://x.com/tenepod

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