# 2.33 Eastern Border Special: Illusionary Calories

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Podcast: [The Eastern Border](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-eastern-border-1102925)
Published: 2026-06-01T21:16:24+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/theeasternborder/episodes/233-eastern-border-special-illusionary-calories
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## Resource

We were tired of talking about depressing military losses and bureaucratic collapses, so today Evita and I decided to bring you a cheerful, lighthearted special about something universally joyful: grocery shopping in 2026 Russia! ...It goes down from there. Welcome to a tour of a culinary "shitutopia." In this special episode of The Eastern Border, Evita and I perform a deep-dive regulatory and macroeconomic audit on the Russian import-substitution food economy. From AI-hallucinated marketplace listings and 239-ruble bone-paste sausages to a blatant "Red Herring" legal scam, we break down exactly how the isolation economy has turned the Russian supermarket into a predatory dumping ground for toxic, unregulated industrial waste. We look at "Evita's Theorem" of gray-market exploitation, calculate the devastating $12 billion shrinkflation black hole, explore the tragic "Mayonnaise Delusion," and break down the absolute madness of a single plastic Kinder Joy egg costing 1.5% of a provincial firefighter's entire monthly salary. Grab a drink, look closely at your own dinner plate, and welcome to the illusionary calorie economy. 🌞 SUPPORT OUR SUMMER TRUCKS CAMPAIGN: Help us purchase, armor, and deliver vital pickup trucks to frontline units in Ukraine. Every donation saves lives. 👉 https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-border 🎙️ SUPPORT THE SHOW DIRECTLY: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborder YouTube version uploading and will become available at 3.30AM my time tonight - that is after 3 hours or so after posting this. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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