# The Greatest April Fools’ Joke in Human History: No Fuel, Empty Shelves, and the $300 Barrel

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Podcast: [The Dollar Vigilante on Odysee](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-dollar-vigilante-on-odysee-6237399)
Published: 2026-04-01T12:40:37+00:00
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