# 🎙️ Ep 047 – Chris Petrone – “Captain Tampon,” Dating Advice & Why Men Need to Wash Their Ass

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Podcast: [The Dirty Secrets Podcast with Kate Shelor](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-dirty-secrets-podcast-with-kate-shelor-7085792)
Published: 2026-05-02T01:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-dirty-secrets-podcast/episodes/Ep-047--Chris-Petrone--Captain-Tampon--Dating-Advice--Why-Men-Need-to-Wash-Their-Ass-e3hkvbb
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Dirty Secrets Ep 047 “Chris Petrone – “Captain Tampon,” Dating Advice & Why Men Need to Wash Their Ass” 🎙️ Dirty Secrets Podcast with Kate Shelor featuring Chris Petrone Is washing your ass… controversial now? Apparently, yes. 😳 Chris Petrone joins me to talk about going from dating advice guy to creating spicy content, and the unexpected backlash that comes with it. We get into parasocial fans who think they know you, why being respectful to women gets you labeled “Captain Tampon,” and the wild DMs he gets (from both men and women). We also talk about porn vs real-life sex, why connection beats technique every time, and how something as simple as communication can completely change your sex life. Plus, wait until you hear the custom request involving a cartoon cow… I wish I was kidding. This one’s funny, honest, and low-key educational in the best way. @DirtySecretsPodcast @KateShelor @ChrisPetrone

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