# Episode Two Hundred Seventy Eight: Billy Joel's Sperm

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Podcast: [The Death Of Journalism](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-death-of-journalism-5766066)
Published: 2026-01-29T05:00:11+00:00
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## Resource

Another needless death in Minneapolis and another legal vs moral argument, Trump uses the pro-king, anti-king scoring system, CBS doing the journalism, Zig offers a Minnesota for Greenland swap, Scott Bessent dunks on Gavin, Billy Joel's sperm, Megyn changes her tune on Busfield, Dartmouth Prez speaks truth, some CFB and NFL thoughts. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-death-of-journalism--5691723/support .

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