# Featuring Jason Donovan And An Arse-scratching Squirrel

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Podcast: [The David Eagle Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-david-eagle-podcast-5673559)
Published: 2026-04-09T14:50:15+00:00
Episode link: https://www.davideagle.co.uk
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## Resource

This week, I have an odd experience at a urinal. I blind a computer programmer. Ellie has a medical mishap. There’s a poem from the perspective of a piece of chewing gum. We take a walk in the park where we chat about my meeting with Jason Donovan, plus there’s more goose news, and we meet an arse-scratching squirrel; you’ll have to listen to discover if the squirrel is scratching its own arse, or the backside of me or Ellie. We’ve been looking after our ten-year-old nephew this weekend and it’s certainly been eventful. We have our first listener complaint and I enlist the services of Frank Skinner to defend my honour. Our street becomes embroiled in a bin-based drama. Plus, in yet another example of paradigm shifting podcasting, there’s a mystery sound competition. And more chat about Vegetables, Biscuits, Birds And Le Creuset. Chapters: (00:00:00) Coming Up, Plus Some Toilet Humour (00:01:58) The Bastard Thing’s Crashed! (00:20:48) William The Conqueror And The NHS Phone Service (00:30:51) From Booing To Chewing (00:34:57) Featuring Jason Donovan, Some Goose News, And An Arse-scratching Squirrel (00:50:07) Listener Complaint (01:04:52) Weird Woman At Gig (01:09:01) Mystery Sound Competition And Some Street Drama (01:23:18) More Chat About Vegetables, Biscuits, Birds And Le Creuset

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