# Door Dramas, pool panic, and Prepubescent Paranormal Perplexities

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Podcast: [The David Eagle Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-david-eagle-podcast-5673559)
Published: 2026-04-16T16:05:57+00:00
Episode link: https://www.davideagle.co.uk
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Ellie and I return with semi-regular feature spammer time. There’s the clockwork-regular contribution from star pupil Olivia. Tales of door-based debacles and rude awakenings involving guns, explosions, sirens, and a duck. Plus paranormal experiences involving kids and a cat. I narrowly avoid being punched, and I inadvertently cause chaos in a swimming pool and get myself into hot water with some peeved parents. And of course it’s the reveal of our boundary-pushing mystery sound contest.

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