# Barbers, Biscuits And Birds

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Podcast: [The David Eagle Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-david-eagle-podcast-5673559)
Published: 2026-04-02T15:40:09+00:00
Episode link: https://www.davideagle.co.uk
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Ellie’s fame is on the rise, and she receives a potential new career opportunity. I am surprised to find myself doing a stand up gig in a sex club, which was a very weird experience indeed. This week’s games involve guessing vegetables, identifying birds, and more biscuit-based fun. Ellie has an encounter with another blind man. A trip to the barbers gets unexpectedly political and also sexual. I’ve got some gossip involving Jasper Carrott and Iron Maiden, and there’s another surprise song in the park. Chapters (00:00:00) - The Intro Bit (00:02:37) - Ellie’s Fifteen Seconds Of Fame (00:09:43) - I Find Myself Performing In A Sex Club (00:26:22) - Guess The Vegetable (00:31:06) - Ellie’s Tram Drama (00:33:33) - Brazen Barber Banter (00:54:40) - Jasper Carrott, Iron Maiden, Le Creuset And Sonic The Hedgehog (01:12:42) - Professional Window Doodler

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