# OFFBITES: 'Senior Assassins' and UFO files

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Podcast: [The Dana & Parks Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-dana-parks-podcast-1123387)
Published: 2026-05-17T10:15:40+00:00
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## Resource

Have you heard of the Senior Assassin game? It’s not a video game, it’s a sometimes-dangerous real-life trend that pops up every year around graduation time, and we’ll learn about it in this episode. We’ll also take a look at the new website for UFO and UAP sightings established by the government that looks straight out of the X-Files. Featuring audio from the Mid-Morning Mike Check out of KRLD 1080 in Dallas, KYW Newsradio in Philadelphia and WWJ Newsradio in Detroit and the Dave Glover Show out of KMOX in St. Louis.

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