# Lettuce Lash Out

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Podcast: [The Damage Report with John Iadarola](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-damage-report-with-john-iadarola-1147400)
Published: 2026-07-27T22:33:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3315

## Resource

Trump's White House Correspondents Dinner speech was a massive bomb. Trump continues his obsession with Kaitlin Collins. Trump turns to AI to cope with his widely panned WHCD speech. Republicans are panicked over low enthusiasm with their own voters. Trump gives the most predictable response to a question about the lettuce parasite. Kash Patel posts an AI comic book-style video. A GOP senator makes a weird claim about Mitch McConnell’s health.  Host: John Iadarola (@johniadarola) Co-Host: Jayar Jackson (@jayarjackson) Thanks to today’s sponsors: Refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. Go to (⁠http://quince.com/damage](http://quince.com/damage⁠ ) for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Use less data, get paid by switching to Noble Mobile: (⁠https://go.tyt.com/getnoble](https://go.tyt.com/getnoble⁠ ) ***** SUBSCRIBE on YOUTUBE TIKTOK  ☞        https://www.tiktok.com/@thedamagereport INSTAGRAM  ☞   https://www.instagram.com/thedamagereport TWITTER  ☞         https://twitter.com/TheDamageReport FACEBOOK  ☞     https://www.facebook.com/TheDamageReportTYT 👕 MERCH ☞       https://shoptyt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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