# Ep 48: Segment Madness Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-dad-brotocol-6700407/ep-48-segment-madness Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-dad-brotocol-6700407/ep-48-segment-madness.md Podcast: [The Dad Brotocol](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-dad-brotocol-6700407) Published: 2026-03-12T01:58:59+00:00 Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/thedadbrotocol/2621876 Audio file: https://content.rss.com/episodes/238802/2621876/thedadbrotocol/2026_03_12_01_58_04_d72cedde-da35-440a-b008-73a71e3c1398.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-dad-brotocol-6700407/episodes/ep-48-segment-madness Duration seconds: 2632 ## Resource This week we test our opening segments in a chaotic tournament to see what belongs on Dad Brotocol. Plus: Uncle Chris gets an AI dating profile and we finally reach card 100 of Who’s Most Likely To. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-dad-brotocol-6700407/episodes/ep-48-segment-madness/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-dad-brotocol-6700407/ep-48-segment-madness.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.