# Ep 40: Uncle Christmas Trainwreck

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Podcast: [The Dad Brotocol](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-dad-brotocol-6700407)
Published: 2025-12-23T20:30:00+00:00
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It’s Episode 40, which means Uncle Chris is in charge … and things immediately go off the rails. In this Christmas Train Wreck episode of The Dad Brotocol , we attempt to: Talk about NFL players doing “nice things” for Christmas Explain what a Christmas miracle even is Tell the true (and absolutely wild) story of a dead cat that came back on Christmas Eve — complete with a real newspaper article from 1994 Relive the time we almost died in a truck accident after Christmas Argue about Home Alone 2 , Miracle Whip, slushy machines, and whether miracles count if the Chiefs lose End the night with the Naughty Things game , where things get inappropriate, confusing, heartfelt, offensive, nostalgic, and somehow all of it works There is yelling. There is swearing. There is sibling energy. There is no clear structure — by design . If you like polished podcasts, this is not for you. If you like chaotic brother banter, accidental emotional moments, and a Christmas episode that feels like it was recorded five minutes before dinner… welcome home.

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