# #418: E.S.M.B. - Holiday High Strangeness: Minus Rob

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Podcast: [The Cryptonaut Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-cryptonaut-podcast-1130230)
Published: 2025-12-22T08:30:00+00:00
Episode link: https://cryptonaut.libsyn.com/418-esmb-holiday-high-strangeness-minus-rob
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Duration seconds: 3829

## Resource

Christmas Eve isn't just for Santa. From glowing elves and grinning bedroom goblins to winged humanoids and green lit visitors, these encounters suggest something else prowls the night. Lock the doors… This episode unwraps Christmas's darkest visitors. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube - Twitter - Facebook

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