# Have you ever wanted to listen to the podcast? Here's the free review of Prometheus (2012) from Christmas 2023

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Podcast: [The Conundrum Cluster Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-conundrum-cluster-podcast-6809890)
Published: 2025-08-20T14:12:24+00:00
Episode link: https://www.theconundrumcluster.com/p/have-you-ever-wanted-to-listen-to
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Duration seconds: 2020

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