# Ep64: Warfare (2025) is a shockingly perfect new movie that you absolutely have to see in theaters while you still can

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Podcast: [The Conundrum Cluster Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-conundrum-cluster-podcast-6809890)
Published: 2025-04-27T13:05:26+00:00
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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.theconundrumcluster.com Thoughts on Warfare (2025), The Outpost (2019), Lone Survivor (2013), and war movies in general. Episode on The Outpost (2025): Ep16: Someone finally made a good Afghanistan War movie and nobody noticed (Paid) Episode on Alex Garland’s dogshit previous film Ep31: Alex Garland's Civil War (2024) is a shocking bland film that says nothing in the most dishonest way possible (Paid) Most recent episodes: Ep58: Horror snoozefest Nosferatu (2024) is basically Hamilton for redpilled people (Paid) Ep59: This new Academy Award-winning romantic comedy about a prostitute is what rightwing pseudo-intellectuals pretended Nosferatu (2024) was (Paid) Ep60: MEGA VARIETY EPISODE - Did this new Ukrainian shooter unlock the secret of our time? (Paid) Ep61: Can one humble strategy game tell us what was so special about the 1990s? (Paid) Ep62: Terminally dogshit new spy thriller Black Bag (2025) illustrates that movies are officially over. I hate movies now (Paid) Ep63: I was planning on killing myself in public to protest the death of film but then I saw Minecraft (2025). Movies are officially BACK! (Paid) Here are all the podcast episodes available now (most are paywalled): Ep1: Redditors of the Reddit Moon (Paid) Ep2: Robocop: Rogue City review (Free) Ep3: "War to the Knife" takes a s**t on your stupid Civil War 2 fantasy (Free) Ep4: "The Glorious Cause" is the best book on the American Revolution (that I've found) (Free) Ep5: Your opinion on The Killer (2023) determines whether or not you have bad taste ( Paid) Ep6: Bitter master director Ridley Scott takes his time shitting out historical epic no one wanted ( Free) Ep7: This is the one (1) movie that you absolutely need to watch literally right no…

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