# How’s That Even Legal?!

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Podcast: [The Confession Box](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-confession-box-7031671)
Published: 2026-02-23T20:48:11+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/brendajuliesconfessionbox/episodes/hows-that-even-legal
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Mortgage approved… chaos unlocked. Julie finally gets the text she’s been waiting for, but before she can celebrate properly, trolls manage to dig up her new house listing and post it online. Meanwhile, outside the studio, a man casually cuts an electric bike free with an angle grinder in broad daylight... no panic, no rush, just vibes. Scrambler bikes are flying up one-way streets like it’s a video game, and McDonald’s is making announcements about “we do not accept abuse” mid-ice cream order. As if that wasn’t enough, the conversation somehow ends up in America, where 56 fraternity pledges stand covered in ketchup and vodka refusing to move for police. Add in gym delusions, Dwayne “The Rock” comparisons, and a baby shower booking thrown into the madness, and you’ve got another week where the only real question is… How is that even legal?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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