# Please Sir, Can I Have A House?

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Podcast: [The Chaser Report](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-chaser-report-1228732)
Published: 2026-05-18T18:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/the-chaser-report/episodes/please-sir-can-i-have-a-house
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## Resource

Charles and Dom take a crack at the budget's generational unfairness against trust funds, and the audacious spin being used by young people who have been conned into saying they like it. Plus, what's on Foxtel these days? BUY TICKETS TO CHASER REPORT LIVE: https://events.humanitix.com/the-chaser-report-live-and-arty --- Listen AD FREE:  https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/  Follow us on Instagram:  @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials:  @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails:  @charlesfirth Email us:  podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund:  https://chaser.com.au/support/   Send complaints to:  mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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