# 19. Cinco De Mayo

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Podcast: [The Buddy System with Chris & Matty](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-buddy-system-with-chris-matty-7656868)
Published: 2026-05-05T21:54:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3618

## Resource

It's a spring double-holiday episode and Israel and Rob made sure Chris and Matty actually learned what the Battle of Puebla was about before they ran their mouths. From there: Mattie's iPhone alarm has ruined Bob Marley for him, he found a pile of dead flickers in Michigan and called the DNR, ramps are out, Chris recaps the Dallas / Tulsa / Portland / Eugene tour run, Texas writes everyone's textbooks, Homo sapiens vs Neanderthals (we won because we threw stuff), three new Favorite Animals including a monkey that looks like it got napalmed, Maeve buying a Costco pear tree that needs a buddy to fruit, an amphibious bike with big old titties (patent pending), and Oregon rocks for Treasure of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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