# 14. Slimy Stinkys Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-buddy-system-with-chris-matty-7656868/14-slimy-stinkys Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-buddy-system-with-chris-matty-7656868/14-slimy-stinkys.md Podcast: [The Buddy System with Chris & Matty](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-buddy-system-with-chris-matty-7656868) Published: 2026-04-01T01:33:00+00:00 Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/MDUYH7769345149.mp3?updated=1775008989 Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/MDUYH7769345149.mp3?updated=1775008989 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-buddy-system-with-chris-matty-7656868/episodes/14-slimy-stinkys Duration seconds: 4092 ## Resource Chris opened a tin of sardines at the studio and Matty is not having it. That somehow leads to the accidental invention of bread, T-Mobile charging ten dollars to talk to a human, Batman being a billionaire cop, their Batman villain names, and asking the warehouse ghosts to please keep things platonic. Two new segments debut this week — Things I Wrote Down and Treasure of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-buddy-system-with-chris-matty-7656868/episodes/14-slimy-stinkys/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-buddy-system-with-chris-matty-7656868/14-slimy-stinkys.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.