# Would You Rather: 9-1-1 Edition (2nd Anniversary Special)

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Podcast: [The Buddie System: A 9-1-1 Yapathon](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-buddie-system-a-9-1-1-yapathon-6918346)
Published: 2026-06-05T12:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://buddiesystempod.captivate.fm/episode/would-you-rather-rach-bday-special
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Come celebrate The Buddie System's 2nd anniversary (and Rachel’s birthday!) with an hour-long, 9-1-1-themed game of Would You Rather! Rachel serves as the Question Czar, doling out unhinged scenarios featuring our favorite disaster firefighters and fam from the 118 for Han and Cil to navigate, make impossible choices, debate answers, and spiral accordingly. With hypotheticals ranging from weighing whether we’d rather get relationship advice from Buck or from Eddie (oy vey, that’s a loaded question), to choosing between explaining AO3 tags to Bobby Nash or fandom discourse to Athena Grant — get ready for The Buddie System at our silliest! We are @buddiesystempod everywhere: TikTok Twitter Instagram Facebook Watch The Buddie System podcast episodes and our live reactions to the most recent 9-1-1 episodes on YouTube ! Support us on Patreon for perks and extra content like access to our exclusive Discord, Early Access to Episode Live Reactions, Behind the Scenes Podcast Content, and more! The Buddie System is a Nerdvergent Media production. Music by DIV!NITY Chapters (00:00:00) Rachel's Birthday Special 🎉 (00:01:42) The Rules of “Would You Rather” Engagement (00:02:51) The Buckleys vs. The Diazes 🦃 (00:04:39) Love Advice from Two Very Qualified Men (00:08:12) Emotional Support Kitchen vs. Trauma Elevator (00:15:38) Disney Adults, Dosed Chimney, and Chaos (00:18:04) Surviving 9-1-1's Los Angeles (00:19:28) Explaining Queer Coding to Eddie (00:22:58) Priest Eddie: The Final Form? (00:25:00) Christopher Roasts You, Hen Judges You (00:25:52) AO3 Tags with Bobby Nash (00:28:14) Date Night, Unfortunately (00:30:46) 24 Hours In Buck’s Head, 5 Minutes in Eddie’s (00:36:31) Owen Strand Ruins Everything (00:44:58) Ravi Knows Too Much (00:48:52) The Buddie Endgame Dilemma (00:49:20)…

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