# Episode 76: Attention Chairs w/ Mitchell Paige

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Podcast: [The Bucket Boys Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-bucket-boys-podcast-7049414)
Published: 2026-03-18T12:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://zn8y55hhzh.podbean.com/e/episode-76-attention-chairs-w-mitchell-paige/
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Duration seconds: 4387

## Resource

This week gets reckless immediately with special guest Mitchell Page in the studio and absolutely no adult supervision. We spiral from conspiracy theories and pizza scandals to Mardi Gras confusion in a small southern town, a preteen rock band hijacked by a questionable lead singer, and the rise of the “attention chair.” From snow ice wipeouts and BMX crashes to Florida slander, South Carolina tourism beef, and the ethics of calling the police, the bucket keeps dragging us into chaos. We debate Make-A-Wish dream days, niche psychedelics, whether golf dads are heroes or financially unstable, and how much money is too much to spend chasing college sports dreams. It’s conspiracies, injuries, questionable business practices, and just enough self-awareness to make it legal. GET YOUR BUCKET BOYS MERCH HERE! https://the-bucket-boys-podcast.printify.me/ Listen everywhere: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | YouTube | Amazon Music | iHeart Radio Follow us: YouTube & Instagram: @TheBucketBoysPodcast TikTok: @bucketboyspod Gunnar Cain — @gunnarcaincomedy Zak Rector — @zak_shoots_ | @ryno_392 Mitchell Paige - @mitchellpaigecomedy | @mitchsmobilehome #HotTakes #ConspiracyTheories #GolfLife #FloridaLife #MardiGras#ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PodcastLife #FunnyPodcast #ComedyShow #PodcastGuest #UnfilteredComedy #ViralMoments #TrendingPodcast #YouTubeComedy

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