# Final Destination ("I'm never gonna die!")

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Podcast: [The Body Count Continues](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-body-count-continues-7412315)
Published: 2026-03-17T03:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week we're discussing the tragedy that claimed the lives of all the passengers aboard Volée Airlines Flight 180. Topics will include: the benefits of taking a pre-flight poop, the lighter side of getting hit by a bus, and the inherent danger of existing every day.

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