# The BOB & TOM Show - May 5, 2026 Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-bob-tom-show-free-podcast-745323/the-bob-tom-show-may-5-2026 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-bob-tom-show-free-podcast-745323/the-bob-tom-show-may-5-2026.md Podcast: [The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-bob-tom-show-free-podcast-745323) Published: 2026-05-05T14:27:00+00:00 Episode link: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/WWO1114665596.mp3?updated=1777991984 Audio file: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/WWO1114665596.mp3?updated=1777991984 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-bob-tom-show-free-podcast-745323/episodes/the-bob-tom-show-may-5-2026 Duration seconds: 10353 ## Resource The BOB & TOM Show — May 5, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 – Cinco de Mayo (Tim Cavanaugh) 6:07 – Goose poop on the patio (Josh) 6:09 – NBA playoff update 6:22 – Letter: Griswold cattle company – semen 6:24 – Collecting semen for money 6:26 – Letter: Tom’s insurance allows him to ski — is it pro bono? (Josh) 6:26 – Letter: Drones over houses by insurance companies 6:28 – Letter: Excited for the movie Silence of the Lambs 6:30 – Letter: Went on a date with a married woman — don’t fall in love 6:32 – Letter: Wife said she must be a night owl — I said who? 6:34 – Letter: I love Josh 6:35 – Letter: Josh called us flight attendants 6:51 – Letter: Please let your kids paint the dog house 6:53 – “Different Lady Every Night” song (Pat) 7:00 Hour 7:04 – Sports 7:07 – In studio: Jeff 7:09 – Chick wants to blow glass 7:11 – Old ashtrays 7:15 – What Josh made in shop class 7:26 – Teaching his daughter’s boyfriend how to change oil in a car (Jeff) 7:29 – Nickel fell out of his bag of pot (Jeff) 7:30 – Chili seeds 7:31 – While on fire, a man pulled a 2-ton police car with his body 7:46 – SWR: 12,000 pull-ups 7:49 – Ice cream truck rant 7:55 – Cooter, Missouri had an earthquake 8:00 Hour 8:07 – People tired of being told what to eat 8:08 – “Good for You” song (Pat) 8:10 – Does not like hard-boiled egg yolk (Kristi) 8:12 – Logoed tampons discussion (Tom) 8:23 – In studio: Mike Kaplan 8:30 – Letter: Turned a whiskey bottle into a lamp (Chick) 8:33 – Mike’s gym teacher was named Jim Sock 8:36 – Kristi drives to her mailbox 8:46 – Appeared on Letterman (Mike) 8:53 – Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:09 – McDonald’s getting rid of self-service drinks 9:12 – Man has perpetual stew 9:27 – Pizza delivery driver ran over a customer for not tipping 9:28 – Woman damaging yards by defecating in them 9:32 – Beer… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-bob-tom-show-free-podcast-745323/episodes/the-bob-tom-show-may-5-2026/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-bob-tom-show-free-podcast-745323/the-bob-tom-show-may-5-2026.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.