# Meet My Ride-or-Die, Maria

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Podcast: [The blondEST](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-blondest-491566)
Published: 2026-01-12T06:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/3cd6d2ba
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/3cd6d2ba/c363c81e.mp3
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Duration seconds: 1637

## Resource

Savanna finally brings her right-hand girl and longtime BFF Maria on the pod! From hurricane parties and mango allergies to spa meltdowns and elevator showdowns, nothing is off-limits in this episode. They spill on their 4+ year journey together, what really goes down at SBA, and how Maria almost gave Savanna Xanax by accident 👀 Get ready to laugh, maybe cry, and definitely fall in love with Maria! Shop here now: https://www.savannaboda.com

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