# Strawberry Moon, Moon Water, Jorts & the Mattress From Hell

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Podcast: [The Big Party Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-big-party-show-7259241)
Published: 2026-06-29T05:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.bigpartyshow.com
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Duration seconds: 1804

## Resource

Big Party and Molly are back with another beautifully unhinged episode full of wish stones, moon water, weird collections, and the kind of marriage debates that could only happen in the Midwest. Molly explains what a wish stone is, why the Strawberry Moon is perfect for moon water, and why her house may or may not be turning into a witch’s den full of rocks, jars, beach glass, and “beach garbage.” Big Party gives an update on the Fun-Plex Friday Night Rides keyword, shows off new Big Party Show merch, and admits he may currently be the merch store’s best customer. Then things take a turn into household clutter, Stanley/Yeti cup hoarding, Venezuelan relief donations, and the dangers of donating your spouse’s stuff without permission. Molly and Big Party also get into weighted blankets, mattress shopping, Peter wanting to sleep on what sounds like a concrete slab, and the brutal reality of waking up at 2:30 in the morning. And yes, the jorts conversation continues. Sam’s Club apparently has become Peter’s denim paradise, Molly is still standing firm, and Big Party is fully campaigning for Peter’s right to wear cargo shorts, jorts, and maybe even a full barbecue-sauce-style variety pack of dad fashion. Plus: white jeans, “don’t trust the fart” pants, nap schedules, Costco disappointment, and an Amazon Prime Day tease involving a possible ice machine situation. Grab your moon water, wash your strawberries, and do yourself good. Don’t miss out on new episodes of The Big Party Show dropping every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and The After Party on Tuesdays. Wherever you get podcasts! The After Party Unfiltered Podcast with Big Party and Molly is coming soon on Thursdays Buy The Big Party Show merch! Visit our website! www.bigpartyshow.com Subscribe on your favorite podcast…

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