# Airport People Are Unwell: Southwest Boarding, Costco Traffic & Emergency Underwear

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Podcast: [The Big Party Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-big-party-show-7259241)
Published: 2026-06-22T05:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.bigpartyshow.com
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Duration seconds: 1895

## Resource

Big Party is back from Orlando, and somehow the biggest memories include Chewbacca being rude, Southwest Airlines turning into a courtroom drama, and TSA acting like a sweater is a national threat. This episode kicks off with the latest Fun-Plex giveaway details — including your shot at a four-pack of Friday Night Rides tickets and a cabana for six later this summer. Then Big Party recaps his Orlando trip, the massive conference, the Universal Studios after-hours event, free drinks everywhere, Star Wars rides, Grogu yelling at him, and one Chewbacca who was clearly over it. Then things really take off — literally — with Southwest boarding chaos, flight attendants enforcing the “three items” rule like it’s federal prison intake, and Big Party getting called out for wearing what we are absolutely calling a man purse. Molly, naturally, has thoughts. From there, it turns into a full Midwest public-service announcement on airport walking rules, Costco aisle etiquette, people who stop in the middle of traffic, sample station blockers, organic apple inspections, questionable carrots, and emergency underwear at airport kiosks. It’s travel rage, grocery store rage, purse politics, and just enough Star Wars confusion to make the nerds nervous. Don’t forget: enter the Fun-Plex giveaway at **bigpartyshow.com** using the keyword **Molly**. Don’t miss out on new episodes of The Big Party Show dropping every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and The After Party on Tuesdays. Wherever you get podcasts! The After Party Unfiltered Podcast with Big Party and Molly is coming soon on Thursdays Buy The Big Party Show merch! Visit our website! www.bigpartyshow.com Subscribe on your favorite podcast platform and catch all the fun on the The After Party YouTube channel! We want to hear from you! Em…

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