# Wellness + the Occult!

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Podcast: [The Beverly Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-beverly-podcast-7707653)
Published: 2026-05-28T05:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Beverly has entered her California era, and she's trading Pilgrim energy for tarot cards and woo-woo wisdom! This week: Beverly explains why she's basically a human app (patent pending), takes partial accountability for Bradley Cooper's face and accidentally listens to her daughter do things no mother should ever hear at a farmer's market. Then it's off to the tarot cards, where Beverly channels her God-given Jewish intuition to solve at least one relationship, possibly offend two major religious groups and concludes that the Knight of Wands is basically saying: have more sex. The Talmud says no to divination. Beverly says she'll think about it. Subscribe or she will yell at you. $4 a month. It's less than a bully stick bite! (Look it up.) Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

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