# Besties Battle Bracket: Best Bathroom Game (Patreon Bonus)

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Podcast: [The Besties](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-besties-745210)
Published: 2026-01-02T08:00:00+00:00
Episode link: http://besties.fan/
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## Resource

A holiday bonus, it's our most voted-on episode from the Patreon feed. Everybody needs a little video game break now and then. Amidst the chaos of modern life, the most reliable, universal sanctuary is the humble bathroom. So, with today's bracket, we want to help you make the most of your precious toilet time. Because when it comes to #2, you deserve #1.

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