# 🥯 “$hmeared” — VC loves bagels. Amazon’s satellite splurge. ROI on the IRS. +ZuckClone Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-best-one-yet-939294/hmeared-vc-loves-bagels-amazon-s-satellite-splurge-roi-on-the-irs-zuckclone Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-best-one-yet-939294/hmeared-vc-loves-bagels-amazon-s-satellite-splurge-roi-on-the-irs-zuckclone.md Podcast: [The Best One Yet](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-best-one-yet-939294) Published: 2026-04-15T07:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/the-best-one-yet/episodes/hmeared-vc-loves-bagels-amazons-satellite-splurge-roi-on-th Audio file: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/69545da8cb029db7575279fc/e/69ded28f5eeeeb24c4145481/media.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-best-one-yet-939294/episodes/hmeared-vc-loves-bagels-amazon-s-satellite-splurge-roi-on-the-irs-zuckclone Duration seconds: 1372 ## Resource Amazon acquired Globalstar to take on SpaceX… because Starlink’s margin is Amazon’s opportunity. PopUp Bagels just hit a $300M valuation… because breakfast is eating tummy share. Happy Tax Day… But did you know the IRS is our most profitable agency? Plus, Zuck is cloning himself… Because AI Zuck wants to give you unsolicited fashion advice. $META $SPY $ Artists in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame as both an individual and a member of a group  Eric Clapton (Yardbirds, Cream) John Lennon (The Beatles) Paul McCartney (The Beatles) George Harrison (The Beatles) Ringo Starr (The Beatles) Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac) Tina Turner (Ike & Tina Turner) Ozzy Osbourne (Black Sabbath) Rod Stewart (The Faces) Neil Young (Buffalo Springfield) Stephen Stills (Buffalo Springfield) Clyde McPhatter (The Drifters) Jeff Beck (The Yardbirds) Peter Gabriel (Genesis) Curtis Mayfield (The Impressions) Peter Tosh (The Wailers) Phil Collins (Genesis) NEWSLETTER: https://tboypod.com/newsletter   OUR 2ND SHOW: Want more business storytelling from us? Check our weekly deepdive show, The Best Idea Yet: The untold origin story of the products you're obsessed with. Listen for free to The Best Idea Yet: https://wondery.com/links/the-best-idea-yet/ NEW LISTENERS Fill out our 2 minute survey: https://qualtricsxm88y5r986q.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_dp1FDYiJgt6lHy6 GET ON THE POD:  Submit a shoutout or fact: https://tboypod.com/shoutouts   SOCIALS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tboypod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tboypod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@tboypod   Linkedin (Nick): https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicolas-martell/ Linkedin (Jack): https://www.linkedin.com/in/jack-crivici-kramer/ Anything else: https://tboypod.com/  About Us: The daily pop-biz new… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-best-one-yet-939294/episodes/hmeared-vc-loves-bagels-amazon-s-satellite-splurge-roi-on-the-irs-zuckclone/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-best-one-yet-939294/hmeared-vc-loves-bagels-amazon-s-satellite-splurge-roi-on-the-irs-zuckclone.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.