# Vault: They Pretended to Go to Church to Escape Houseguests.

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Podcast: [The Bert Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-bert-show-473145)
Published: 2026-05-22T12:07:00+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8906119
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Duration seconds: 531

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