# Vault: Slow the audio down and everyone sounds wasted.

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Podcast: [The Bert Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-bert-show-473145)
Published: 2026-05-13T12:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8902682
Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/audioboom.com/posts/8902682.mp3?modified=1778618301&sid=5166407&source=rss
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