# Court is officially in session… and nobody is safe.

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Podcast: [The Basement Talk](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-basement-talk-6448487)
Published: 2026-05-16T02:26:27+00:00
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## Resource

In this episode of The Basement Talk, we introduce a brand new segment: Basement Court. One by one, we put each other on trial with wild, real-life scenarios—from cookout crimes to relationship drama—and argue both sides like our reputation is on the line.With a rotating judge, heated debates, and instant sentencing (yeah… it gets ugly), things go from funny to personal REAL quick.Visit our team website for merchandise:www.primeshouse.com/shopBasement Talk's Social'sInstagram: Basementtalkpod https://www.instagram.com/basementtalkpod?igsh=MWRneTd6ZTZnOHBwaw==Facebook: Basement Talk Podcast https://www.facebook.com/groups/basementtalkpod/?ref=shareX/twitter: The Basement Talk Podcast https://x.com/BasementTalkPod?t=MM-B0Dr8bBwo9usSTfSQMg&s=09YouTube: The Basement Talk Pod https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLq8P1Nm4qAILDP2WWSHeMfh4_JCP3EQIN&si=VHrSR2nbzYyXEGyJHost: Prime, Teddy, Ed, and MurkMusic by Greg-o DaBeatMakerFind episodes of The Basement Talk on all of your favorite listening platforms including Spotify, Apple music, and YouTube music

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