# Five and Dive, Episode 539: I Come From Provo, so All Your Threats Are Empty

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Podcast: [The Baseball Prospectus Podcast Network](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-baseball-prospectus-podcast-network-743835)
Published: 2026-04-24T17:13:55+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4863

## Resource

In Episode 539, Patrick, Jeffrey and Craig chat about back pain and going to Provo and then discuss five mostly baseball topics. 1. Georgia, Georgia, I Love Your Team: PECOTA 1, Five and Dive Hosts 0 2. Shipping (some runs?) Up to Boston: The Red Sox are struggling to hit, and that's becoming a big problem. 3. The Guys Have It: How are our guys doing? And can we find Patrick a new guy? 4. Around the Horn: #weirdbaseball 5. Craig does not have a problem with this game, let us be clear. Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive . If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is fiveanddive@baseballprospectus.com . Our theme tune is by Andy Matthews, who you can follow on Bluesky @andymatthewsmusic . You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music . It was produced by Barrie Maguire and Tim Ferguson.

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