# Five and Dive, Episode 534: Joseph and His Technicolor Home Run Robberies

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Podcast: [The Baseball Prospectus Podcast Network](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-baseball-prospectus-podcast-network-743835)
Published: 2026-04-07T16:03:56+00:00
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Duration seconds: 5833

## Resource

In Episode 534, Patrick, Jeffrey and Craig indulge and quite a bit of banter, and then discuss five mostly baseball topics. 1. I've always liked it slow, I've never liked it fast: How worried are we about some slow starts? 2. Air Jordon: Jo Adell beats the Mariners single...glovedly 3. Around the Horn: The Trop is fixed, but a lot of players are hurt. 4. What to Watch: Patrick is a real sicko 5. A good and competitive game this time, Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive . If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is fiveanddive@baseballprospectus.com . Our theme tune is by Andy Matthews, who you can follow on Bluesky @andymatthewsmusic . You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music . It was produced by Barrie Maguire and Tim Ferguson.

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