# Five and Dive, Episode 531: Opening Night Jitters

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Podcast: [The Baseball Prospectus Podcast Network](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-baseball-prospectus-podcast-network-743835)
Published: 2026-03-27T16:57:43+00:00
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## Resource

In Episode 531, Patrick, Jeffrey and Craig indulge in some #HATCHAT, and then discuss five mostly baseball topics. 1. Grand Opening, Grand Closing: "Webster's dictionary defines OPening Day as..." 2. Stretch Armstrong: The Cubs are giving out an (Some) extension(s). Well, only one befopre we recorded though, 3. Tell Me What You Eat, And I'll Tell You Who You Are: A survey of some new ballpark foodstuffs 4. Around the Horn: Late injuries and late deals 5. Not Remembering Some Hall of Famers Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive . If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is fiveanddive@baseballprospectus.com . Our theme tune is by Andy Matthews, who you can follow on Bluesky @andymatthewsmusic . You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music . It was produced by Barrie Maguire and Tim Ferguson.

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