# The War Chant - Chapter 12

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Published: 2026-03-22T16:37:10+00:00
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## Resource

In this episode, we dive into Chapter 12 and explore the growing theme of unity among crawlers—whether it’s strength in numbers or just wishful thinking. We break down the eerie optimism of the cookbook authors, the rapid timeline of faction wars, and the surprising (and slightly terrifying) morale building happening back at base. From war chants to wall-building strategies, there’s a strange mix of hope, chaos, and impending bloodshed. We also get into some fun tangents (including Animorphs and hive-mind trauma), and highlight one of Donut’s best lines yet. Plus, Big Tina makes an unexpected return to close things out. Things are ramping up—and it’s only going to get more intense from here. Shop on Etsy: https://theapocalpysepod.etsy.com Visit us on our website: https://rss.com/podcasts/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted/ You can find us on Facebook @TheApocalypseWillBePodcasted and on Instagram @ApocalypseWillBePodcasted.

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