# Donut Becomes a Tank (Chapter 3)

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Podcast: [The Apocalypse Will Be Podcasted](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-apocalypse-will-be-podcasted-7524624)
Published: 2026-01-04T16:59:19+00:00
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## Resource

It’s loot box o’clock, and Princess Donut is cleaning up. Carl and Donut crack open a ridiculous amount of loot boxes that includes trench-building scrolls, cursed spellbooks, and the wildly overpowered Tiara of a Thousand Lights. As Donut starts turning ugly hats into raw magical firepower, things quickly get dark with the "You're Not Done Yet" spell. We also break down the mechanics of Quan’s Cloak of the Benevolent Champion, how it turns Donut into a god-tier tank, and how the AI might have nudged Quan to become a villain. Add in exploding space chickens and Mongo getting potion balls broken on his butt, and this chapter becomes pure setup for absolute chaos. Visit us on our website: https://rss.com/podcasts/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted/ You can find us on Facebook @ The Apocalypse Will Be Podcasted and on Instagram @ Apocalypse Will Be Podcaste

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