# 🚨Headlines: Light Columns, Drunk Racoons and Xmas Markets : 402📰

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Podcast: [The Amish Inquisition Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-amish-inquisition-podcast-1142068)
Published: 2025-12-08T10:41:15+00:00
Episode link: https://www.theamishinquisition.com/e/%f0%9f%9aheadlines-light-columns-drunk-racoons-and-xmas-markets-402%a8%f0%9f%93/
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## Resource

Welcome to episode 402. Get your weekly dose of weirdness with our news roundup! Wacky news, weird news, funny stories and unique comedy stylings aplenty…. This was a mad week but hey, It’s all in a day's work for The Amish Inquisition! Stop the world, I want to get off! _______________________________ Follow us here: https://allmylinks.com/the-amish-inquisition Signup for the newsletter, join the community, follow us online, and most importantly share links! Producer Credits for Ep 402: Producers - Rhona Kesson, Mathew Chinn, Allan Wilson _______________________________ Leave us a voicemail: 07562245894 Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc). We read out iTunes reviews if you leave them. Website - http://www.theamishinquisition.com/ Join the Element server: https://matrix.to/#/%23the-amish-inquisition%3Amatrix.org Subscribe to the Newsletter: Drop us an email and let us know Get your Merch from: The Amish Loot Chest - https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/amish-inquisition-loot-chest Email - theamishinquisition@gmail.com Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theamishguys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/theamishinquisition Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/c-1347401 Twitter - https://twitter.com/amishinqpodcast Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/amish.inquisit.3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theamishinquisition/?hl=en Bitchute - https://www.bitchute.com/channel/0fNMZAQctCme/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA Find out how to become a Producer here - http://www.theamishinquisition.com/p/phil-1523918247/ Become a Producer! The Amish Inquisition is 100% supported by YOU. NO Ads, NO Sponsorship, NO Paywalls. We really don't want to suckle at the teat of some faceless corpora…

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