# JCB vs X Factor: The 2005 Christmas number one race part 2 (31 Dec 2005)

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Podcast: [The 2000s Chart Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-2000s-chart-show-7423772)
Published: 2025-12-31T08:01:00+00:00
Episode link: https://the2000schartshow.substack.com/p/jcb-vs-x-factor-the-2005-christmas
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One of them is “here to win your heart and soul”. The other is five and his “dad’s Bruce Lee”. Which of them will secure the festive number one in the latest episode of the 2000s pop music history podcast where everyweek we’re reliving the 40 biggest selling songs of this week in 2005. Other major contenders include the 'last ever' Eminem single, a re-release of Fairytale of New York, a very bad Girls Aloud track, Coldplay, a song actually 'sung' by 'Santa', some absolute Grannybait and one of James Blunt's most miserable tracks.This week’s episode of The 2000s Chart Show features the following tracks:Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor Black Eyed Peas - My Humps Brian Kennedy - George Best: A Tribute The Choirboys - Tears in Heaven Coldplay - Talk Craig David - Don’t Love You No More Crazy Frog - Jingle Bells / U Can’t Touch This Daniel Powter - Bad Day DHT feat. Edmee - Listen to Your Heart Eminem - When I’m Gone 50 Cent - Window Shopper Girls Aloud - Biology Girls Aloud - See the Day Gorillaz - Dirty Harry Herd & Fitz feat. Abigail Bailey - I Just Can’t Get Enough Hound Dogs - I Like Girls James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover Keedie / England Cricket Team - Jerusalem Kelly Clarkson - Because of You Madonna - Hung Up Mariah Carey - Don’t Forget About Us Mary J Blige - Be Without You McFly - Ultraviolet / The Ballad of Paul K Nizlopi - JCB Song Oasis - Let There Be Love The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York Pussycat Dolls feat. Busta Rhymes - Don’t Cha Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu Rihanna - If It’s Lovin That You Want Robbie Williams - Advertising Space Santa Sings - Is This the Way to Amarillo (Santa’s Grotto) Sean Paul - Ever Blazin’ Shayne Ward - That’s My Goal Simon Webbe - No Worries The Strokes - Juicebox Sugababes - Ugly Tom Novy fe…

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