# 509: Hide That Pew Pew

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Podcast: [That Story Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/that-story-show-913520)
Published: 2025-12-08T15:30:48+00:00
Episode link: http://thatstoryshow.com
Audio file: https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/919e3c1d-16bf-41d6-8a7e-eed81e05f278/stream.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4985

## Resource

John and his friends spit from the sky buckets, James ruined oil lamps at Cracker Barrel, Finn is our #1 listener on Spotify, a kid gets a fishing hook stuck in their foot, West Virginians don't wear shoes, Julia's mom puts too much faith in a new hotel app, TJ finds love thanks to his meddling grandparents. Plus a rant on using the right words for YouTube, evangelizing at Walmart, Hallmark movies, Harlequin romances, Fabio and more. Leave a review of the show! Send your funny real-life story today! Join the TSS Newsletter! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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