# Live Fast Die OLD With Cristina and Ilana

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Podcast: [That's So Mental](https://stenobird.com/podcast/that-s-so-mental-7108791)
Published: 2026-01-21T11:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/thats-so-mental/episodes/52-ilana-cristina
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Duration seconds: 1756

## Resource

Cristina and Ilana are here and living that hot gratitude life! Broken bodies and all. Cristina recommends Xanax while time traveling aka getting an MRI, Ilana can't wait to recommend things to you that she can not recall any of the details of. Lucky for you, there are links below to all the great things bouncing around their brains. Shoutouts: Ingid Clayton , Sofia Isella doing great things for the young ladies, Lisa Gilroy's night time routine Endorsements: Shaking hands with conviction, Not telling girls to smile, Happy Sol Red Light Mask, Breville Bambino  Espresso Machine Click to Follow on IG: That's So Mental , Ilana Cohn Sullivan , Cristina Fernandez MORE TSM: That's So Mental FB , TikTok , TSM YouTube Email us at thatssomentalpodcast@gmail.com . Thank you to our producer and sound engineer, Elizabeth Baquet and everyone at Ninth Planet Audio. Theme song created by Mike Costantini. Special Thanks to Dave Kneebone at AbsoLutely. Hosted on Acast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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