# "I Couldn't Date Anderson Cooper" w/ Bryan Safi

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Podcast: [That's A Gay Ass Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/that-s-a-gay-ass-podcast-2311478)
Published: 2026-06-24T09:00:58+00:00
Episode link: https://redcircle.com/shows/611c7d81-2f3c-4202-a878-33473a873b66/episodes/a45c84d4-4dc0-4c34-a620-573d9a5cbfe7
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## Resource

Bryan Safi (Ask Ronna, 9-1-1, Attitudes) returns to the podcast to discuss his disastrous coming out, his long-distance "civilian" boyfriend, and why dating Anderson Cooper would never work. Subscribe for new episodes every week! We also discuss: -- being gay and horny as 9 year olds -- international skin care -- Orna (from COUPLES THERAPY)'s one problematic take -- his trip to Mexico with gay icon Michelle Collins -- why SLEEP NO MORE was overrated -- Andy Cohen finding his Prince Charming plus, Bryan tells us about the time he hooked up with a literal thief. For the full thing (and stories about Texas car hook ups, sleeping with our friends, vacation s*x, and more), watch the extended ep here. Follow Bryan: https://www.instagram.com/bryansafi/ Watch his Extended Episode And if you're in NYC this summer, make sure to get tickets to his solo show ARE YOU MAD AT ME?? here: https://www.areyoumadatmeshow.com/ Follow Eric / Gay Ass Podcast / Confession Hole: https://www.instagram.com/ericwillz/ https://www.instagram.com/gayasspodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/confession.hole More Saucy Substack Eps: https://ericwillz.substack.com/ Stay gay <3 Eric Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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