# Failing to Half Ass

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Podcast: [That Happens](https://stenobird.com/podcast/that-happens-1577061)
Published: 2025-11-06T05:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/DISAST7986095496.mp3?updated=1764805127
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Duration seconds: 2847

## Resource

Spencer enumerates every possible bucket we've explored and then looks for some new ones, including the fabled Adventurtunity Rantidew Mountifesto that may or may not have happened. We touch on a surreal encounter with a museum docent who really wanted to show us a toilet that may or may not exist, a Harmontown recap spinoff, and giving thanks to those who deserve it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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