# S2 Ep76: My Future Husband Is a Robot w/ Comedian Zach Noe Towers

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Published: 2026-06-11T04:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3289

## Resource

This week, comedian Zach Noe Towers talks modern dating, staying single, cosmetic procedures, Juicy Couture nostalgia, and why a rotisserie chicken might be the ultimate red carpet accessory. Plus: the surprising truth about Girl Scout Cookies that sent Miranda down a the rabbit hole. Thank you to our sponsor, ZVOX! Listeners can save 20% on any new soundbar by using code TEATIME at www.zvox.com This episode is sponsored by Better Help! Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/ITSTEATIME If you are interested in advertising on this podcast email advertising@pionairepodcasting.com CHAPTERS:01:00 Hyperfixations of the week02:36 The Girl Scout Cookie Conspiracy07:31 Zach's Three Life Dilemmas08:15 Filler, Facelifts & Cosmetic Procedures10:25 Renting vs. Buying a Home11:20 Relationship or the Fun Single Life?15:15 Rotisserie Chicken Red Carpet24:17 T-Pot Topic 27:13 Attachment Styles 31:40 Would You Date an AI Boyfriend?32:50 The Juiciest Gossip We've Heard About Ourselves37:00 Hair Transplants44:00 2000s Fashion49:25 T-Pot Confession53:45 The Toast! New Episodes Every Thursday! ~ Follow us to stay up-to-date ~ Tea Time Socials:  https://www.instagram.com/itstteattime    https://www.tiktok.com/@itstteattime   Raven and Miranda’s Socials: https://www.instagram.com/ravensymone https://www.tiktok.com/@ravensymone https://www.instagram.com/mirandamaday https://www.tiktok.com/@mirandamaday

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