# Christmas Coronation

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Podcast: [System Failure](https://stenobird.com/podcast/system-failure-6585373)
Published: 2026-06-18T07:01:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.systemfailure.org/p/christmas-coronation-4ba
Audio file: https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/202020209/9baf9e9cc693d1ef2e0ddafaefa03261.mp3
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Duration seconds: 747

## Resource

In this System Failure Short, Nate reads this week’s audio essay entitled “ Christmas Coronation” . Get full access to System Failure at www.systemfailure.org/subscribe

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