# Braveheart Part 5 - Meat Cute

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Podcast: [Swordboys - Cut x Cut](https://stenobird.com/podcast/swordboys-cut-x-cut-6458842)
Published: 2026-03-31T16:24:04+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/swordboys/episodes/Braveheart-Part-5---Meat-Cute-e3h83be
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Duration seconds: 3945

## Resource

Time for a medal ceremony! Sorry Chewie. With no help from his sodomite cousin the prince, Mork from York is sacked and beheaded after the Riders of Rohan arrive. Meanwhile Longshanks throws Bran Stark out of a window, and Princess Isabelle and Nicolette pitch a tent for William.Runtime: 01:33:00 - 01:50:58

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