# Bitcoin Stalls at Seventy-Eight K, KelpDAO Hack Shakes DeFi, Deal Flow Heats Up

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Podcast: [Stock Market Today](https://stenobird.com/podcast/stock-market-today-7671487)
Published: 2026-04-23T13:02:13+00:00
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## Resource

Your rapid-fire market briefing for April twenty-third, twenty twenty-six. Bitcoin testing resistance near eighty thousand dollars before pulling back to seventy-seven thousand eight hundred, with crypto markets facing headwinds from surging oil prices above one hundred three dollars per barrel following U.S. seizure of Iranian tankers. The two hundred ninety-two million dollar KelpDAO exploit exposes fundamental bridge vulnerabilities as wrapped assets freeze across twenty chains, threatening Aave with over one hundred million in bad debt. Merger and acquisition activity accelerates with EQT improving its Intertek takeover bid to eight point three billion pounds, CVC and GTCR teaming up on a Teleflex offer, and offshore services firms Helix Energy and Hornbeck agreeing to combine. Regulatory enforcement tightens as the UK FCA raids eight illegal peer-to-peer crypto hubs across London, Kalshi bans three politicians for betting on their own elections, and banking groups push to slow implementation of stablecoin oversight under the GENIUS Act. Blockchain Capital hunts seven hundred million for new funds while GSR launches its first ETF tracking Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana. Tesla books one hundred seventy-three million in Bitcoin impairment losses but holds eleven thousand five hundred nine BTC unchanged, MicroStrategy buys another thirty-four thousand BTC during the recovery rally, and over one hundred crypto firms urge Senate action on the Clarity Act as U.S. risks returning to regulation by enforcement.

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