# 363: New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane

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Podcast: [Stiff Socks](https://stenobird.com/podcast/stiff-socks-468268)
Published: 2025-12-31T10:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 5251

## Resource

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy. Follow Matteo Lane: Instagram: @matteolane TikTok: @matteolane X: @matteolane YouTube: Matteo Lane Website / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com Thanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcast Happy Thursday – drinkhappythursday.com/socks If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks

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