# What if we were girls?!

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Podcast: [Staying Relevant](https://stenobird.com/podcast/staying-relevant-5773943)
Published: 2026-04-15T23:03:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1491

## Resource

Sam is fully in his cooking era and so Pete gives his verdict on Sam’s fridge stocking, and let’s just say… opinions are strong. Also the boys also reveal what their  perfect  self-care day really looks like, which leads into wellness chat, from lymphatic drainage to colonics… and whether Pete would ever actually go there. The boys also rate their current selves vs their 18-year-old selves, and then they answer the all-important question… if they were girls, what would their names be? — 📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email  hello@srproductions.co.uk  (great e-mail, we know) — 🏆 Exciting news! We’re up for a TRIC Award - vote for Staying Relevant here:  https://poll-tric.org.uk/ — 💌 Sign up to our newsletter for exclusive updates, behind-the-scenes content, and first access to announcements:  https://staying-relevant-newsletter-04a632.beehiiv.com — 🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast — 🎬 Follow SR Productions on Instagram for more from the team:  https://www.instagram.com/stayingrelevantproductions/ — 📚 ORDER the Staying Relevant Book: https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook — 🛍️ SHOP Staying Relevant Merchandise here:  https://www.stayingrelevantmerchandise.com/ — And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Visit CLIF at  www.eu.clifbar.com  or  www.instagram.com/clifeurope  to learn more and shop your favourite flavours on  www.amazon.co.uk/clif Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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