# Ep. 61: Tom Segura - "Teacher"

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Published: 2026-01-07T19:45:00+00:00
Episode link: https://standupsnobs.podbean.com/e/ep-61-tom-segura-teacher/
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Duration seconds: 4599

## Resource

In this episode, the boys offer their thoughts (and prayers) on the world famous comedian/podcaster's 6th Netflix special. Colton talks mad ish about 8-year old rap critics (0:15). The Avatar writers' unforgivable mistake (3:35). Jay met the word's most interesting crowd member (5:30). We contemplate sponsoring an MMA fighter and Colton explains what a "pump cover" is (8:55). The origin of headset mics (14:15). Jay was responsible and very irresponsible on the same night (17:10). Our NY resolutions/goals (21:20). Trailer/Intro (30:00). Overall impressions (32:50). Segura's basic look gets a basic score in Colton Drake: Fashionisto (37:10). Favorite jokes (44:30). What we didn't like/pet peeves (56:10). Would it work/Better Name/Emulate/Top 5? (1:01:20) Chat GPT review (1:03:00). "Why I'm a Better Comic Than..." Tom Segura (1:03:45). Listener and Stupid YouTuber feedback (1:05:50). Comics You Should Follow (@mybudchris ; @samforum)(1:10:15). Upcoming shows (1:13:45). Next Week: Ricky Gervais - "Mortality" (1:15:00). If you'd like to help us out, please like, rate, review, subscribe, follow, and tell your friends! Enjoy! Thank you for listening. IGs: @JayBergComedy, @ColtonDrakeComedy, @standupsnobs Email: StandupSnobs@gmail.com

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